Serious Chuckles 8.27.23
The following appeared (supposedly) in church bulletins or were announced at church services:
*The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight will be “Searching for Jesus.”
*At the evening service tonight the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
*The Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7:00pm. Please use the back door.
*Don’t let worry kill you off – let the church help.”
*Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.”
*Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00pm. Prayer and medication to follow.
Hey, hope a couple of these brought a chuckle or smile to your face. Hope you have a great week! I love and care for you all.