Serious Chuckles 8.27.23
Jerry Beebe


The following appeared (supposedly) in church bulletins or were announced at church services:

*The sermon this morning:  “Jesus Walks on the Water.”   The sermon tonight will be “Searching for Jesus.”

*At the evening service tonight the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?”  Come early and listen to our choir practice.

*The Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7:00pm.   Please use the back door.

*Don’t let worry kill you off – let the church help.”

*Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale.  It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.  Bring your husbands.”

*Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00pm.  Prayer and medication to follow.

Hey, hope a couple of these brought a chuckle or smile to your face.    Hope you have a great week!   I love and care for you all.